One day this old lady walks into the doctor's office and is shown
into a room. When the doctor comes in and asks what the problem is
she answers, 'I have awful gas, but it doesn't bother me. You see,
it's completely silent, and doesn't smell at all.'
So the doctor, after examining her thoroughly gives her some pills
and tells her to take one everyday and come back in a week.
So the old lady comes back, and when the doctor asks if her problem
is any better she replies, 'Well I don't know what you gave me but
now my gas smells terribly!'
The doctor replies 'Well now that we've got your sinuses cleared up
let's work on your hearing!'
TAKE FIVE MORE.
Twin sisters in a quaint English nursing home were turning 100 years
old and the editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get
over there and take pictures of the twins.
One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well.
Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.
The deaf sister said to her twin, 'What did he say?'
Her sister answered, 'We've got to sit over there on the sofa.'
'Now get a little closer together,' said the photographer.
Again one sister asked, 'What did he say?'
The sister with good hearing said, 'He says squeeze together a little.'
So, they wiggled up close to each other.
'Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little,' said the
Her Sister asked again, 'What did he say?'
Her sister said, 'He's going to focus!'
With a big grin, the deaf twin shouted out, 'Oh my... Both of us?'
Monday, 17 November 2008